![]() ![]() Why are you still reading? I mean it, you shouldn’t play them, now go away. No sane person would ever touch the team. If you feel even an inkling of urge to play them, slap yourself until you come to your senses. They are the worst team in all of Blood Bowl, and they will get creamed. Halflings play for love of the sport, and for the pre-game, mid-game, and post-game feasts they are fabled for throwing. In fact, is was the famed halfling team, The Greenfield Grasshuggers, that lead to the creation of the 16 player rule, after they set a Blood Bowl record of seventy five casualties within a single game.īut while the halflings may lack in size, strength, or technical skill, they make up for in heart… and appetite. ![]() ![]() Most times, when a halfling takes to the pitch, he’s going to be pounded into jelly. Short legs means they can’t run very fast, short arms means they can’t pass very well, and their diminutive size means they’re not particularly good hitters, and are very fragile. Halflings are one of the oldest teams to take to the pitch, and quite possibly the worst. So put on your bib, and pour a stiff drink, you’ll probably need it. He’s promised to deliver foolproof recipes for success, and I’ll be linking to his notes throughout. We’re also featuring a special guest this week, as periodically we’ll be receiving some tips from world renowned halfling master chef, Alteron Brownhill. This week, we’re returning to the world of stunties by taking a look at the Lords of Lunch, the halflings! Last week things got spooky as we gazed at the Vampires, which you can read right here. Every week we’re diving onto the pitch to explore the lesser known teams of the game. Greetings, Blood Bowl fans, and welcome back to Let’s Talk About. ![]()
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